the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful
(via pitchblackglow)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
(via inbox)
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
(via nownoweverytacobell)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via inbox)
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
damn gurl you know your way around brass instruments…im getting a tromboner
(Source: circumcisions, via hungarian)
